Find out what we are doing today.

Look to the sky, throw 156 blades of grass in the air and if it blows West we are eating pork and ogling at sultry women. If the wind blows Northeast then you should head to Torchy’s Tacos on South 1st Street in Austin, Texas. If the wind blows South and moon is in the Waning Gibbous formation then you might as well call it a day, you are f*cked.

If that doesn’t work, just head to this Google Calendar and see what’s going on.