This morning I had the delight to find out that Purim is a thing that exists. I also have the delight of having a “translator” who can explain things for us. I couldn’t help but share…

I’m gonna break this down real quick for y’alls:

Purim is the ONE holiday in the Jewish calendar that doesn’t involve the following:

-encountering elderly relatives that make you wonder what you’ll smell like at 87

What it does involve is:

– binge drinking
– costumes
– tomfoolery
– baked goods (hamentaschen to be exact)

Essentially it’s “Jewdi Gras.”

Warm regards.