After a long hiatus we’re officially back with pronunciation guides.

On your journey through, around and into adulthood there will be times when you are tired. We’re fortunate in modern times to have access to chemicals that pep us up and keep us going. These chemicals come in multiple different mediums but one of our favorites is espresso. Commonly mispronounced, espresso is a coffee-like drink that can change your energy levels and make you TWEAK OUT if you’re not careful. Take a look at our guide below and journey forward in caffeine induced coma!

Soccer moms: A shot! (OMG need one!!!)

Hipsters: Esssssssspresso

Jalen Rose: ecks(ex)-press-o

Assholes: American-o

Baristas: Pain in the ass