We took a journey outside of our cave to see The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug aka Hobbit 2: Boyz N the Mountain. Our vocabulary will never be the same.

Bare Necessities:

For all of you unawares: This is Smaug

Middle Earth is the Cameron Indoor: Of fantasy worlds

This is how: Austin does movies

F%ck work: Watch The Hobbit

Tolkien: By the numbers

You think you know: But you have no idea

Gandalf: You saucy, saucy Maiar you

Winklevosses = Smaug

Can’t wait: Till they have a podcast

Some unreleased footage: Of our lovely roommate Jordan

We are all dragons: Dragons are us

Visits the reptile house: Sees Khan

Peter Jackson did not work on Avatar: But he is neighbors with Cameron

Smaug: Needs to sneeze

J.R.R. Tolkien is not: J.K. Rowling

Executive produce this: Smaugs!

Be gentle Matthew: Or Jennance will eat you alive

Watch out Christopher Nolan: Scrooge is comin’ for ya.