This episode is brought to you by Ben & Jerry’s, maker of the new core flavors (note: Ben & Jerry’s provided no monetary compensation for all of these sick mentions, we both just love their ice cream). We talk dessert, why you should stay at home rather than come to Austin for SXSW, the Oscars, and the secret world of #fratlife. “#SUCKIT, JULIA!” – Galadriel/mid-60s Bob Dylan

Bare Necessities

Do you indulge?: We know we do!

The King speaks: “i run fahsion.”

All of the gifs: In one place

Do you like music?: We have that here

Somehow Matt: Was not consulted by NPR

Time is flat: And my hero is my future self

Matt’s idol: Will never go away